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While strolling on the beach one day, a lady found a bottle which had washed up the night before. Wondering if there was a genie inside, she opened it up in eager anticipation. Sure enough, a genie came out in a puff of smoke.
"Oh wow." the woman thought. "I've really found an actual genie.
"Ok lady, get on with it." the genie said irritably. "What's your wish?"
"Wait, don't I get 3 wishes?" the lady asked.
"Look lady, I've been in this bottle for ten thousand years. I'm not what I once was. I can only grant one."
Part Ii. of Genie Joke
Anyway, the lady thought for a moment and said, "ok, I want you to stop the fighting in the middle east." She pulled a map from her pocket, and proceded to show him the middle East.
"Lady, I can't do that." the genie said. "Those dudes've been fighting since the Bible days."
"Ok then," the lady said, "I want a man. Good-looking, plenty of money, helps with housework, and watches kids."
Frustrated, the genie said, "All right, give me the stupid map."
lol!
Hahahahaha, Great! Thanks.